Two recent court cases have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa :
1. One person was fined R1 000 for not having a TV licence.
2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder.
The moral of this South African story:
If you do not have a TV licence and the inspector comes round, kill him.
You'll save R500.
*Sounds like an urban myth, but you will never know about these things