Your Lord might just wake up today.

아마 오늘(목) 교감님께서 오후 1 시경 쯤 오실 것 같습니다.

그래서 내일(금) 오전까지 계십니다. 밀린 결재 부탁드립니다.

좋은 하루되세요.

교무부 최의광

This is a message we received on the school messenger today. The translation through Google was obviously wrong, but still hilarious:

Maybe today (Thursday) 1:00 p.m. sympathetic Lord seems to come about.
So tomorrow (Friday) morning, is up. Payment will be delayed.
Have a nice day.
Gyomubu choeuigwang

“Maybe today (Thursday) 1:00 p.m. sympathetic Lord seems to come about.”

What?! Bha-ha-ha-haaaaaa! Maybe today he will wake up from his coma? Classic!